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Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Rolling BlogFast for Peace

"Reader Matt Reilly promised not to eat any celebrities between now and the day BushHitler is brought to justice. A noble sacrifice, but perhaps an unrealistic one. You never know when you might be snowbound in the Himalayas with the cast of The West Wing. Trapped for months without any food, a voluntary fast for peace would become a promise you'd live to regret. In time, you'd forget you made it at all. Then one day, as the snow begins to melt from Mt. Kilamanjaro (thanks to Bush's refusal to ratify Kyoto) a rescue team would find you alone amongst a pile of half-eaten celebrities, gnawing the last vestiges of gristle off of Martin Sheen's Emmy-winning femur. So much for World Peace then, eh Matt?"

More HERE and HERE.

Comments on "Rolling BlogFast for Peace"


Anonymous 'Chesty' said ... (9:04 AM) : 

Kilimanjaro isn't in the Himalayas


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (12:42 PM) : 

Are you trying to say that the snow won't be melting in the Himalayas? Global-Warming Denial is a serious crime in Europe, you know. It's how the Austrians finally convicted Kurt Waldheim.


Anonymous 'chesty' said ... (2:45 PM) : 

i'm sure the snow will be melting equally quickly on Kilimanjaro, in Africa, as it will in Asia's Himalaya range. just pointing out that the real science fiction in this hypothetical is the protagonist's seeming capacity to teleport.


Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:12 PM) : 

This is just more patriarchal, deadwhitemen prejudice on your part. Wiccans can teleport, and it's a life style like any other. And they don't have to ride side-saddle if they don't want to.

You're a pig.


Anonymous 'chesty' said ... (3:49 PM) : 

haha. touche. i will concede your last point.


Anonymous Liberal Larry said ... (1:20 PM) : 

"Kilimanjaro isn't in the Himalayas"

That's just like you cons. You don't have the mental capacity for an intelligent, educated debate, so you try to change the subject. You'll probably be attacking my typos next.


Anonymous 'chesty' said ... (5:47 PM) : 

um... yes... well, from here on out, i promise to engage only on the merits of your arguments... whatever those arguments exactly are...


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