"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006


The gourmet responsible for the artistic simplicity of the Ultimate Bacon Sandwich (a pound of bacon between two slices of white bread):

has unveiled his latest creation -- Bacon Cereal (a pound of home-made bacon bits, floating in blue cheese dressing):

Many years from how, we'll look back on these halcyon days . . . .

Comments on "UMMMMMM! BACON!"


Blogger Hired Hand said ... (11:10 AM) : 

someone get me a glass of water. i'm dehydrating on account of my slobber.


Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said ... (12:53 PM) : 

Yikes! I think I have to go eat some kind of soy product or something, just to balance out having LOOKED at this.


Blogger Gentleman Farmer said ... (6:08 PM) : 

Those are pretty much the two possible reactions.

Neutrality? Indifference?

Not so much.


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