I Am SO Not Motivated

I hate those "motivational" posters and pix. You know: the ones that have quotations about "winning" and "hanging on" next to a picture of some kitten dangling by its front claws over the rim of the Grand Canyon. Oddly, there are a couple of them displayed prominently at the nearby deli where I normally get lunch. Pretty out of place, since the Korean owner carries a fully-charged taser in his back pocket.

But I digress.

I've finally come across my kind of motivational artwork:



And next time your boss, and HIS boss, take you to that important meeting, and you're all excited about how they're finally realizing how good you are?

Just remember: You're Ensign Ricky.


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And, if all else fails, there's always THESE.