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"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

What People Are Saying About
Glib & Superficial

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

For The Gipper


Thursday, August 31, 2006

I Knew It!

The Department of Homeland Security announced on Tuesday that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents had arrested 15 aliens in Roswell, New Mexico. What is even more alarming is that they were apparently working -- undetected -- for a defense contractor.

One would have thought that the great big eyes and 12-inch fingers might have given them away, but apparently not.

But maybe that's just what they want us to believe.

Fox Mulder, please call your office.

Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 5:33 AM

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