"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem



Tuesday, August 22, 2006

What About Radioactive Fungi?

The Farmer's Wife emails:
State Farm [Insurance] has informed us that our death or dismemberment coverage now contains the following exclusions:

"nuclear reaction, radiation, or radioactive contamination from any source, or the accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of radiation from, any nuclear or radioactive device.

[snip]

exposure to fungi...."

I could not make this stuff up.
Indeed. Do you suppose they learned something about our children before they made this amendment? Would it be wise for us to follow up?

Comments on "What About Radioactive Fungi?"

 

Anonymous #1 Son said ... (5:32 PM) : 

God is Great. Praise be to enriched uranium.

 

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