Consider

"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

What People Are Saying About
Glib & Superficial

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

Currently in
Fauquier County


Status

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

For The Gipper


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

What About Radioactive Fungi?

The Farmer's Wife emails:
State Farm [Insurance] has informed us that our death or dismemberment coverage now contains the following exclusions:

"nuclear reaction, radiation, or radioactive contamination from any source, or the accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of radiation from, any nuclear or radioactive device.

[snip]

exposure to fungi...."

I could not make this stuff up.
Indeed. Do you suppose they learned something about our children before they made this amendment? Would it be wise for us to follow up?

Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 12:00 PM

Comments on "What About Radioactive Fungi?"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (5:32 PM) : 

God is Great. Praise be to enriched uranium.

 

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