"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Thursday, August 17, 2006

The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu: Revealed!

Regular readers will probably know of my own, as well as the Farmer's (albeit less seasoned) affinity for In-N-Out Burger. We talk about it a lot (most recently when its founder passed away). Best fast food burger in the country. Amazing. You know the drill.

Those less familiar with the chain probably are unaware of the "Secret In-N-Out Menu," which just refers to "special" ways you can order your burger to get cool stuff on it. For example: order your burger "Animal Style" to get grilled onions, triple pickles, and lots of their delicious burger dressing. "The Flying Dutchman," on the other hand, is a 4x4 (that is, 4 patties of beef and 4 slices of cheese) served plain in a bun. Don't ask me where the names came from.

Today, I fought off my distaste for all things Los Angeles and read Defamer, which pointed me to this gem of a post on another L.A. blog: The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu. Reprinted below is the menu, in its entirety, from the original post. However, we recommend clicking over to read all of the amazing comments, which have expanded the list considerably.
The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu

The Cold Karl
- A generous dollop of chocolate shake ice cream coiled atop an open-faced pair of buns.

The Monet
- An inverted paper employee hat filled with 32 oz. of burger dressing, topped with pickles floated on the surface.

√(4 x 4)/4
- Hamburger.

Vegan Style
- 4 leafs of lettuce between 2 leafs of lettuce.

John 3:16 style fries
- Fries, no salt.

Mt. Rushmore
- 4 fresh whole potatoes, peeled and hand carved to the likenesses of Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt and Lincoln, deep-fried to golden brown perfection.

Deluxe Flying Dutchman
- Kobe beef culotte steak, seved with jalapeno marmalade, with roasted tomato and morel mushroom flan on the side.

The Billy
- After ordering, head out back by the dumpsters and wait a bit. Billy will blow you on his next break. (Hollywood location, Weds 4-8 only.)

Comments on "The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu: Revealed!"


Blogger Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said ... (9:25 AM) : 

Um, don't even pretend like you don't get Defamer on an RSS feed.


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