"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

So What Was That Big BOOM?

While the Washington Post notes that experts continue to wonder whether the North Koreans actually set off a nuclear weapon, the incomparable editorial staff here at Glib & Superficial can assure our readers that there was NO NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.

We know this because, well, the whole NoKo/bomb/psycho problem was fixed, way back in 1994, by Jimmy Carter. And we know that, in turn, because he says so.

Jimmy says it, I believe it, that settles it.

Comments on "So What Was That Big BOOM?"


Blogger Yeoman said ... (12:43 PM) : 

Whew. What a relief. I was beginning to think that North Korea was a depraved Stalinist theme park lead by an unhinged meglomanic who has no concept of anything outside the palace compound.


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