Charlie Rangel for President

We understand that the Congressman has promised hearings to prove that our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines are idiots who couldn't get a job anywhere else. Such hearings would do terrible damage to Republicans in general and to the Bush administration in particular. They would establish the Democrats in the forefront of thoughtful, reality-based policy-making, to the detriment of their political opponents. For this reason, every effort should be made to discourage Mr. Rangel from holding such hearings.

Please, Charlie. Oh the Humanity! PLEASE CHARLIE, PLEASE don't throw us in the briar patch!