Two Weeks 'til Thanksgiving. How Will YOUR Bird Be Flavored?

Hopefully with Season Shot. From the horse's mouth:

Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!

You might read the above and ask, "IMPACT?!?! What impact?" That would be the impact of the shell, full of seasoning, that you've fired from your shotgun. At your turkey. Or, one presumes, anything else you'd like to flavor.

Lock and load, chefs.