"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Friday, December 01, 2006

How 'bout an Episcopal Blessing?

The University of Texas chapter of “Young Conservatives of Texas” plans to install an "ACLU Nativity Scene" on the West Mall of the Austin Campus. Their chairman explained:
We've got Gary and Joseph instead of Mary and Joseph in order to symbolize ACLU support for homosexual marriage, and of course there isn't a Jesus in the manger.
To commemorate the fact that ACLU founder Roger Baldwin was a notorious Soviet sympathizer in the 1930s, the Magi will be Lenin, Marx and Stalin. The tableau is completed by a terrorist shepherd and Nancy Pelosi as an angel.

We must say that we have in fact adopted the practice (where appropriate) of adding a comforting “Fear Not” whenever we mention the name of the Speaker-to-be. It is a trifle alarming, however, that the story does not make explicit that none of our differently-specied fellow creatures will be subjected to involuntary servitude.

Story HERE, via relapsed catholic.

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