"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Saturday, December 30, 2006

We Report, You Deride

Real Headline from The Herald Sun of Durham, N.C.:

"Woman charged with malicious castration for Christmas party fight."

Money quote from police spokesman: "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands. There were no weapons used."

Am I the only one who doesn't understand the use of the word "malicious" in this context? What's the other kind like?

Story HERE.

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