You had no idea . . .
. . . . how glad you'd be that you'd given up booze months before you watched the Rose Parade.
From the San Francisco Chronicle.

"Every gross brained idiot is suffered to come into print." ~ Thomas Nash (1592)
"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."
--Archilochus
Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."
Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."
Albert A. Gore, Jr.:"An incontinent brute."
Rev. Jeremiah Wright:"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."
Friends of GF's Sons:"Is that really your dad?"
Kickball Girl:"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."
Hired Hand:"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."
Comments on "You had no idea . . ."
Yes, but when the stormtroopers overran the HGTV broadcast booth, leaving Dartn Vader to provide uninterrupted commentary on the unfolding pageantry, it was worth all those DTs.
I hear that some blogs post even more often than once a week.