"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Today's Quiz

Imagine you're the sort of lunatic who goes nuts when the cleaners loses your pants. Pretend you're so far out of touch with reality that you actually sue the store for $54 million, even after they find your damned pants. Now, here's our question: What do you do after the judge hearing your case throws you out of court?


A. Apologize to the nice Korean lady behind the counter;
B. Apologize to the Judge and claim you were eating too much junk food;
C. Go buy a new pair of pants;
D. File a motion to reconsider.

Well, since you're reading it here, I guess you already know.


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