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Wednesday, November 14, 2007

And Now the News

The Associated Press has issued this correction (and about damned time):
GAUHATI, India (AP) - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

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Comments on "And Now the News"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:53 PM) : 

Someone at AP clearly posted this story as part of a bet that Googling "Paris Hilton" and "Drunk Elephant" would return hits.

 

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