Consider

"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

What People Are Saying About
Glib & Superficial

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

Currently in
Fauquier County


Status

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

For The Gipper


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

We Surf The Web . . . .

. . . . so you don't have to.

Here's today's quiz. Which of the following headlines is real, and which have we made up?

Woman Catches Fire During Hemorrhoid Operation

Sex Bomb Gives Off Bad Vibrations

Army Castrates Heraldic Lion

Yes. You guessed it.

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