"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Monday, March 31, 2008

Forget About Answering That Call at 3:00 a.m.

You might want to consider whether Hillary or Obama can best perform this Presidential duty without embarrassing the United States:

Not likely.

We're confident that Hillary, uhmmm, err..., well, that despite her vast experience, she throws like a girl. But that's probably the consequence of her arm being injured by sniper fire, since in college she pitched for the . . . Well, you get the idea.

And Obama is surely more at home with a soccer ball: very transcendent, internationalist, post-post-somethingorother. And besides, Rev. Wright taught him that white folks only invented baseball so there'd be at least one sport they could play better than black folks.

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Comments on "Forget About Answering That Call at 3:00 a.m."

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (1:56 PM) : 

mccain, on the other hand, having played in the first baseball game, should have no trouble getting it over the plate.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:17 PM) : 

So Senator McCain is to be a victim of ageism, eh? You are a pig. An anonymous, un-American, Nazi pig. You are worse than BushHitlerChimp.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:04 PM) : 

when it comes to professional athletics... yes. i'm an ageist. there, i said it.

 

Blogger Almost Ignatius J. said ... (12:43 AM) : 

better hope mccain likes throwing underhand

 

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