Robot Post Week: For Your Procrastination

I work in second-tier client support. This means I don't actually have to SPEAK to clients very often, but it does mean I get my fair share of idiot questions. Of course, stupid questions aren't limited to those from clients. With that in mind, I find Not Always Right extremely freaking funny, for content like this:

(At the Dollar Store in Milford, CT):
(I’m shopping in the dollar store, fully clothed in my Taco Bell uniform. I even have the hat on, too.)

Customer: “Excuse me, sir, do you work here?”

Me: “Does it LOOK like I work here?”

Customer: “Yes?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Oh…well, do you know how much this is?”

Me: “It’s a dollar.”

Customer: “How did you know that if you didn’t work here?”

Me: “Lady, do you have ANY idea where you are right now? You are in a dollar store. Do you know what that means?”

Customer: “That’s impossible.”

Me: “…what?”

Customer: “This store doesn’t sell dollars.”