"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Chosen One Speaks

We trust that no citizen missed last night's 30-minute infomercial. Our loyal readers know that we hold no truck with Saint Barry, but when it comes to this sort of thing, we have seen the future, and it is Senator Obama. While the high point of his presentation was most certainly when he turned Perrier into Miller Lite, we think this rhetorical device was quite effective (please pardon the video quality, we used our cell phone camera):


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