Burritos Don't Kill People . . . .

. . . but they can bust your windshield and leave you personally beaned:

"John Addie was driving his Honda when he noticed someone lean out of an approaching white Dodge and throw something. The next thing Addie knew his front windshield was cracked and he was covered in refried beans."

Before we overreact, let's wait to find out if the assailant had a burrito permit.