"A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time."

         Oliver Wendell Holmes

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem



Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Snakes on His Chain

"When the man dropped his pants, the officers found 10 cans taped to his legs, each containing a lizard . . . "

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