EVERYTHING Goes Better With Zombies
- Really smart techno-nerds with too much time on their hands: cool.
- Google Maps: cool, but creepy.
- Zombies: creepy, but cool.
p.s. Yes, we noticed these guys are a tad unfamiliar with D.C. geography, but there's only so much of the real world you can see from the basement of your mom's house.
Labels: Zombies
Comments on "EVERYTHING Goes Better With Zombies"
Based on my research, arming 20% of the population, and providing them with just enough training to achieve a reasonable 40% accuracy rating enables Washington to quickly and quietly suppress a zombie uprising, with acceptable casualties. And this assumes that the horde is allowed to grow to a whopping 100 frothing, chomping, oozing cases of infection before our pantywaist leaders decide that lethal force is an acceptable response to lethal force.
In the new year, I am resolved to do my part, and join my local zombie-suppressing militia.