"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Talk About Feeling Conflicted

We have good news, bad news, and equivocal news.

The good news is that there's a woman in your backyard;
The bad news is that she's waving a sword;
The good news is that she's naked;
The equivocal news is that she's screaming, but we can't figure out what she's saying.

You can't make this stuff up.

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