"If We Just Got Rid of All the . . . . "

"If we just sent the [FILL IN THE BLANK] home [from Congress], we could get this done in a week."

If you fill in the blank with blacks, women, gays, Jews, or Muslims, then there are simply no words to describe the depth of your evil. If, on the other hand, you're an elected member of Congress from New Hampshire, and you fill in the blank with "men," then it's obvious and amusing -- titter, titter. What a boob.

There's only one possible mature, adult way to respond: Anne Heche for Congress!