"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Monday, February 01, 2010

Real Headlines You May Have Missed

Savage Beagles Terrorize East End

Britain on Alert for Deadly New Knife With Exploding Tip that Freezes Victims' Organs

Leader Slaughters Goats to Ward Off Evil

Fire in Houston Blamed on Inflatable Gorilla

Pork Better for Sex than Viagra

Priest Checks Fingerprints for Mass Attendance

South Africa President Jacob Zuma 'is a sex addict'

Stanford's Effort to Curb Alcohol Abuse Grows

Man Stopped While Trying to Break Into Oregon Jail


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