"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Economics Lesson

We think THIS is correct. Goldman Sachs is being charged with selling a financial instrument which permitted one side of the transaction to lose -- and lose big -- while the other side of the transaction won -- and could win big:
First, because the instrument used here was a synthetic CDO, all parties knew that by definition there was someone holding the short side of a position that had been custom made for this trade. That’s what a synthetic CDO is for. A synthetic CDO has no existence outside the trade and there is always a long and a short party.

So it’s not like Goldman hid the fact that there was a short seller. It hid only the fact that the short seller was the legendary John Paulson, who wasn’t a legend yet because he became a legend only by doing these sorts of trades.

What was Goldman supposed to disclose: that the guy on the short side was smarter — like way, way, way smarter — than Goldman’s clients on the long side?
Perhaps the Government should require warning labels on investment transactions, like all those stickers that are now put on ladders: "CAUTION: Gravity is a force determined by the Federal Trade Commission to cause objects to fall; falling may result in embarrassment, injury, or death." We propose that every broker, when confirming the purchase or sale of a stock, bond, or other investment, be required to include the following warning:

NOTICE: THE GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS TRANSACTION THINKS YOU ARE AN IDIOT.  IN FACT, HE'S SURE OF IT.

CAUTION: HE MAY BE RIGHT -- ONLY ONE OF YOU IS.

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