Stories You May Have Missed
Southwest Airline employee finds box of between 40 and 60 heads on airplane: "It wasn't labeled or packaged properly," said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman.
"The teacher demands that the accused refrains in future from drawing rabbits on the blackboard . . . ." [SFW]
New USB device counterintuitively promises ". . .the tumescence will be eliminated in a short time so as to avoid chafing." [SFW]
Scott Adams (yes, THAT Scott Adams) in the WSJ: "If there's oil on the moon, BP will be the first to send a hose into space and suck on the moon until it's the size of a grapefruit. As an investor, that's the side I want to be on, with BP, not the loser moon."
"Naked Funeral Director Loses License." [SFW]
Calvin Klein's cologne "Obsession for Men" scientifically proven to attract cougars. [SFW]
"The teacher demands that the accused refrains in future from drawing rabbits on the blackboard . . . ." [SFW]
New USB device counterintuitively promises ". . .the tumescence will be eliminated in a short time so as to avoid chafing." [SFW]
Scott Adams (yes, THAT Scott Adams) in the WSJ: "If there's oil on the moon, BP will be the first to send a hose into space and suck on the moon until it's the size of a grapefruit. As an investor, that's the side I want to be on, with BP, not the loser moon."
"Naked Funeral Director Loses License." [SFW]
Calvin Klein's cologne "Obsession for Men" scientifically proven to attract cougars. [SFW]
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