"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Stories You May Have Missed

Southwest Airline employee finds box of between 40 and 60 heads on airplane: "It wasn't labeled or packaged properly," said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman.

"The teacher demands that the accused refrains in future from drawing rabbits on the blackboard . . . ." [SFW]

New USB device counterintuitively promises ". . .the tumescence will be eliminated in a short time so as to avoid chafing." [SFW]

Scott Adams (yes, THAT Scott Adams) in the WSJ: "If there's oil on the moon, BP will be the first to send a hose into space and suck on the moon until it's the size of a grapefruit. As an investor, that's the side I want to be on, with BP, not the loser moon."

"Naked Funeral Director Loses License." [SFW]

Calvin Klein's cologne "Obsession for Men" scientifically proven to attract cougars. [SFW]


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