"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Out of my Way, You Maori Bastard!

Today's story from our "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" staff involves Lisa Marie Thompson, who lives in Upper Hutt, New Zealand. Ms. Hutt wanted to do something to publicly express her devotion to her boyfriend, so she decided to get vanity license plates for her car. "I HEART ANDREW" wouldn't fit. She could have gone with "ANDREW" or "ANDY," but decided instead to keep it simple, and so ordered plates with the first initial and last name of her beloved, Andrew Ryan.

What could possibly go wrong?


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