"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tubeless Toilet Paper

No, really.
  1. Why?
  2. We think we'll wait for the steel-belted radials;
  3. No news on device automatically preventing use of last roll before new bundle put in bathroom cabinet;
  4. Cat General announces final victory in decades-long war to exterminate cardboard tubes;
  5. New product expected to have little impact on cultural divide between wadders and folders;
  6. No information released respecting backward-compatibility with the current installed base of toilet-paper-dependant devices;
  7. Toilet paper roll craft industry seeks emergency restraining order;
  8. Drunks cite safety concerns respecting use of unprotected empty spindle;
  9. Divorce rate expected to increase, as husbands unable to claim "at least I threw away the empty tube!"
  10. Market value of existing collections expected to increase.


Comments on "Tubeless Toilet Paper"


Blogger Joe Heschmeyer said ... (9:41 AM) : 

I'm sort of amazed you haven't commented on this yet:


"The only conclusion I can come to -- which sounds absolutely ridiculous I'm sure, to some people -- is it's a time traveller," he said. "When you're looking at a bit of 1928 footage with an old woman ... on a mobile phone, it's kind of strange. You can't explain it."


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