Tubeless Toilet Paper
No, really.
- Why?
- We think we'll wait for the steel-belted radials;
- No news on device automatically preventing use of last roll before new bundle put in bathroom cabinet;
- Cat General announces final victory in decades-long war to exterminate cardboard tubes;
- New product expected to have little impact on cultural divide between wadders and folders;
- No information released respecting backward-compatibility with the current installed base of toilet-paper-dependant devices;
- Toilet paper roll craft industry seeks emergency restraining order;
- Drunks cite safety concerns respecting use of unprotected empty spindle;
- Divorce rate expected to increase, as husbands unable to claim "at least I threw away the empty tube!"
- Market value of existing collections expected to increase.
Labels: Modern Life
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Comments on "Tubeless Toilet Paper"
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Joe Heschmeyer said ... (9:41 AM) :
post a commentI'm sort of amazed you haven't commented on this yet:
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/10/27/time-traveler-spied-chaplin-film/
"The only conclusion I can come to -- which sounds absolutely ridiculous I'm sure, to some people -- is it's a time traveller," he said. "When you're looking at a bit of 1928 footage with an old woman ... on a mobile phone, it's kind of strange. You can't explain it."