Consider

“With a 2-0, 3-1 count, we’re not going to try to draw a walk and steal second,” says Johnson tartly. “I’d just as soon they hit it off the fence and start out at second base.”

                  

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"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Monday, January 09, 2012

"Lasers are not a cost-effective method of bacon preparation."

Just one of the very practical conclusions reached along the way to answering the question, "Why can't we use lasers as ray guns?"

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