The President is Creepy

We don't know Mr. Obama personally, so we can't, technically, say that we're entitled to an opinion respecting how creepy he is in person.  But by the well-known Transitive Property of Creepiness, we infer that he must actually be pretty creepy, since otherwise he'd not hire folks to do stuff like this:

We certainly expect this to start popping up on wedding registries (which are themselves pretty creepy), with the bride-to-be begging her friends to buy her 1200-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets and, while they're about it, kicking in some Obama Bux.

Via Weasel Zippers.