"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

"Things that make me laugh for 1,000, Alex!"

"All you have to do is take 23 nude pictures of yourself with your smartphone."

Completely safe for work. No, really! You're so sweet, why would I lie to you?  Have I ever lied to you before, baby?

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