We Have No Idea What You're Talking About

We've never even heard of "fat-shaming."  No, really.  The elephant has been the symbol of the Republican Party since time out of mind!  And "elephant in the room" is a common expression for some important but overlooked matter that no one wants to talk about.  And certainly no one has been really talking about the Governor of New Jersey lately.  So we just want to correct that.  Oh, wait!  Chris Christie is overweight?  See?  We didn't even know that!

Moe Lane thinks this "party symbol" play-on-words thing might just catch on, and has a suggestion of his own.