"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem



Monday, May 03, 2010

We Want One

demotivational posters

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

With FOUR Free Cases of Gravy!

Sorry, Mom, but my kitchen just won't be complete until I have one of these. That being said, I feel compelled to point out that my birthday is not all that far away.

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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Just Sayin', My Birthday is in June

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie Doll.  Available HERE, for the low-low price of $12.99.

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