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Sunday, October 16, 2005

"We're willing to sponsor a prom, but not an orgy."

Kellenberg High School in Uniondale, Long Island (New York) is run by the Marianists (the Society of Mary), a Roman Catholic Religious order. Brother Kenneth M. Hoagland, its principal, has just cancelled the school's biggest social event, the spring prom:
"It is not primarily the sex/booze/drugs that surround this event, as problematic as they might be; it is rather the flaunting of affluence, assuming exaggerated expenses, a pursuit of vanity for vanity's sake -- in a word, financial decadence," Hoagland said, fed up with what he called the "bacchanalian aspects."
Amen, Brother Kenneth (but we're not sure why you're soft-pedaling the sex, booze and drugs). It appears that a boat was being chartered for an after-prom "booze-cruise," a $10,000 down payment had been made on the rental of a house in the tony Hamptons for a post-prom party house, and so on and so on.

From CNN. On the school's web site Brother Kenneth's two letters regarding the prom are reproduced: First, a letter sent in March, and then a follow-up in September. They're worth reading.

I'm requesting my friends at dial-a-verse to provide an appropriate Scriptural reference.

Personally, I'm proposing Judges 10:14, "Go and cry unto the gods which ye have chosen; let them deliver you in the time of your tribulation."

Comments on ""We're willing to sponsor a prom, but not an orgy.""

 

Blogger Hired Hand said ... (11:43 PM) : 

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. The CATHOLICS are up in arms over "financial decadence"?!?!!!?! We're talking about the guys who invented the ORIGINAL meaning of the word "indulgence."

Glass houses. Ironically, Uniondale is relatively poor by Long Island standards.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:10 AM) : 

Dear G&S:

We're unsure which aspect of the situation you want a Bible verse for, so we simply give the one that came to mind, our favorite verse about wild parties--Exodus 32:6-10:

"Afterward [the people] sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry. Then the LORD said to Moses, 'Go down, because your people, whom you brought up out of Egypt, have become corrupt.... Now leave me alone so that my anger may burn against them and that I may destroy them.'"

Don't proms usually have a theme or a motto? Maybe this verse could be some prom's theme verse.

 

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