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Monday, December 05, 2005

Authorities Arrest Suspected Balloon Thief

"KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Authorities have arrested a man they say stole a hot-air balloon from a Knox County home and then broke into another residence where he forced the family there to feed him."

Presented for your consideration, from AP.

Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 12:34 PM

Comments on "Authorities Arrest Suspected Balloon Thief"

 

Blogger girlfriday said ... (2:14 PM) : 

I force people to feed me all the time.

 

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