"The presence of Keanu Reeves . . .
. . . remains inexplicable; he has the expression of someone who’s been given an epidural but still suspects there is a large rodent gnawing on his genitals."
From Lileks.
From Lileks.
"Every gross brained idiot is suffered to come into print." ~ Thomas Nash (1592)
"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."
--Archilochus
Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."
Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."
Albert A. Gore, Jr.:"An incontinent brute."
Rev. Jeremiah Wright:"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."
Friends of GF's Sons:"Is that really your dad?"
Kickball Girl:"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."
Hired Hand:"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."
Comments on ""The presence of Keanu Reeves . . ."
"Spectacularly wooden" was my favorite description of Reeve's acting by a critic reviewing Constantine.
Or was it cardboard? Wooden? Cardboard?