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                --Archilochus

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"Is that really your dad?"

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"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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For The Gipper


Thursday, March 16, 2006

It's Like Watching a Train Wreck

What do you get if you combine:

  • 10.5 Pounds of Ground Beef
  • 25 Slices of Cheese
  • 1 Head of Lettuce
  • 3 Tomatoes
  • 2 Onions
  • 1.5 Cups (each) mayo, relish, ketchup, mustard & banana peppers
  • 1 Giant Bun
You get the new 15-pound Monstrous Belly Buster at Dennys Beer Barrel Pub, in Clearfield, Pennsylvania (east of Pittsburgh, west of State College, up the road from Punxsutawney):



Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 5:52 PM

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