Eat A Tasty Animal

Today is the Fourth Annual International "Eat a Tasty Animal for PETA Day."

PETA, of course, is the organization of wackos who think there's little difference between your child and the average cow, except that they probably wouldn't mind if you did eat your kid.

The celebration of the carnivore was originally begun by folks offended by PETA's astonishing suggestion that eating meat, on the one hand, and the Holocaust, on the other, were pretty much the same thing.

So: Go have a burger, or a steak, or get some tasty barbeque but, whatever you do, be sure to eat at least a part of a tasty animal today.