Opportunity Knocks
It is reported from London:
But, of course, we must observe that in both instances a great deal of publicity was generated, a great many newspapers were sold, and a great deal of money was made. Very possibly more -- all things considered -- than has been paid in damages.
Thus, G&S feels compelled to disclose that Teri Hatcher romped similarly in the Gentleman Farmer's garage, just behind the roto-tiller, and a bit to the left of the zero-turn mower. Upon leaving, she stole the hood ornament from GF's 1923 Maxwell, a desecration she seemed to find amusing. Really.
Britain's best-selling newspaper apologises to Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher for a story that claimed she had sex with men in a van outside her home.Story HERE.
The Sun tabloid acknowledged the article, which it ran last August, was "totally incorrect" and apologised to Hatcher "for the embarrassment caused."
In December, Hatcher, 41, accepted undisclosed libel damages from another tabloid, The Daily Sport, which had earlier made the same claims.
The Daily Sport agreed to pay "very substantial damages" and Hatcher's legal costs, print a front-page apology and promised not repeat the allegations.
But, of course, we must observe that in both instances a great deal of publicity was generated, a great many newspapers were sold, and a great deal of money was made. Very possibly more -- all things considered -- than has been paid in damages.
Thus, G&S feels compelled to disclose that Teri Hatcher romped similarly in the Gentleman Farmer's garage, just behind the roto-tiller, and a bit to the left of the zero-turn mower. Upon leaving, she stole the hood ornament from GF's 1923 Maxwell, a desecration she seemed to find amusing. Really.
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