"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

We Have a Winner!

The editorial staff of G&S is considering creation of a weekly prize for the best, most outrageous, most accurate, most Democrat-enraging, laugh-out-loud rhetorical flourish.

This week's first nominee is ~

Michelle Malkin: " . . . the Grey Lady really dons the full-metal-hijab for Hezbollah this time . . . ."

We would be pleased to receive your nominations, and will gladly preserve your anonymity, upon the condition that your email include as an attachment a compromising photograph.

[Editor's note: Ann Coulter is not eligible, having retired the previous trophy with: "Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." Perhaps we could call it the "Coulter Cup."]

Comments on "We Have a Winner!"

 

Blogger Almost Ignatius J. said ... (3:04 PM) : 

::rolling eyes::

 

Blogger Gentleman Farmer said ... (6:03 PM) : 

That's a start.

I know no one will ever surpass the sublime wit of "Bush Lied, Potatoes Fried," but one's reach should exceed one's grasp.

 

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