Our favorite (so far) is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: "Would it kill the guy to ever not dress like a "talent agent" trying to lure waitresses at Bob's Big Boy into a lucrative "modeling" career?"
"Every gross brained idiot is suffered to come into print." ~ Thomas Nash (1592)
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
--Philip K. Dick
"Impossible to transcend."
Albert A. Gore, Jr.:"An incontinent brute."
Rev. Jeremiah Wright:"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."
Friends of GF's Sons:"Is that really your dad?"
Kickball Girl:"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."
Hired Hand:"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."