What Would Joe Friday Do?

"He is facing six misdemeanor charges that include injuring vegetation without permission. Each count could bring jail time and thousands of dollars in fines.

"'Trimming and landscaping isn't done without authorization from government agencies,' said Frank Mateljan of the city attorney's office."

It raises all sorts of possibilities: Conspiracy to injure vegetation; Attempted injuring of vegetation; injuring vegetation with special circumstances (a hate crime); fraudulent injuring of vegetation; injuring of vegetation by trick. The law in its majesty.

Story HERE. H/T to NRO.