"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

What Would Joe Friday Do?

"He is facing six misdemeanor charges that include injuring vegetation without permission. Each count could bring jail time and thousands of dollars in fines.

"'Trimming and landscaping isn't done without authorization from government agencies,' said Frank Mateljan of the city attorney's office."

It raises all sorts of possibilities: Conspiracy to injure vegetation; Attempted injuring of vegetation; injuring vegetation with special circumstances (a hate crime); fraudulent injuring of vegetation; injuring of vegetation by trick. The law in its majesty.

Story HERE. H/T to NRO.

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