"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Saturday, February 10, 2007

This Just In

New York Times Reports: Overwhelming Consensus of Scientists Agree on New Cosmology: Earth Revolves Around Al Gore's Head.

Former Vice-President looks on as Evil Demons cause manifestation of disembodied hands, floating globe.

Winner of 2006 Reuters Award as "Best Non-Photoshopped Pic Incorporating Hands, Earth, and at least one of the Un-Dead."

"Hi! I'm Al Gore! I used to be the next President of the United States, but now I get paid to be a prop in third-rate magic acts."

Life comes at you fast, whether you're K-Fed or an unemployed tobacco farmer.

New York Post reports: Al Gore's head not yet as large as planet earth. But almost.


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