If I'm Not Back Before Sundown . . . .

Do you suppose the New York Times issues GPS devices to its editorial writers, to assist them in finding their way back should they become lost in this endless hall of mirrors? They certainly should:

In partisan Republican circles, the pursuit of voter fraud is code for suppressing the votes of minorities and poor people. By resisting pressure to crack down on “fraud,” the fired United States attorneys actually appear to have been standing up for the integrity of the election system.

Because it's not like partisan Democrats would ever steal votes or anything.