Paint the porch? Check.
Re-tile the bathroom? Check.
Fix the window-screens? Check.
Surgically repair hernia with butter-knife? Wait, what?
Before any do-it-yourself project, it's wise to consult an expert:
"It is absolutely impossible for someone to fix their own hernia," said Sam Carvajal, a surgeon at Glendale Adventist Medical Center.
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