"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

DIY Projects

Replace the kitchen faucet? Check.
Paint the porch? Check.
Re-tile the bathroom? Check.
Fix the window-screens? Check.
Surgically repair hernia with butter-knife? Wait, what?

Before any do-it-yourself project, it's wise to consult an expert:
"It is absolutely impossible for someone to fix their own hernia," said Sam Carvajal, a surgeon at Glendale Adventist Medical Center.


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