What happens when a 35-year-old man retakes the SAT?

From Deadspin:

There are many shitty things about being a grownup. You have to make money. You have to do taxes. You have to show up for your bail hearings. It's all really fucking annoying. But one of the few upsides of being an adult is that you NEVER have to take the SAT again. You never have to worry about it. You don't have to give a shit what'll happen if have to pee during the test. You don't have to look at another analogy ever again. It's not a bad tradeoff for all the other piddling crap you have to deal with. I know I was happy with the arrangement.