The Looming Bacon Shortage

CBS reports:

Britain's National Pig Association, "the voice of the British pig industry," warned recently that a global shortage of bacon and pork "is now unavoidable" because of shrinking herds.

The trade group reported Thursday that annual pig production for Europe's main pig producers fell across the board between 2011 and 2012, a trend that "is being mirrored around the world." The group tied the decline to increased feed costs, an effect of poor harvests for corn and soybeans.

As a public service, here are a few pointers on how to respond to this crisis, from survivalist expert Ron Swanson.

Bacon? Check. Eggs? Check. Jello? Check. Hey, what?!??

Faithful Sherpa provides the following insight into cutting-edge cuisine (click [if you dare] to embiggen):

From My Jello Americans, The Future of Jello Shots

Mixing Religion With . . . , Well, Religion

The word "bacon" appears nowhere in the Bible.

There is, on the other hand, a Holy Church of Bacon.

Nothing Says "I Love You" . . . .

. . . quite like Bacon.

We Want One

"Dry Clean Only." I should hope so.