Nutrition News

Soy blocks DNA repair mechanisms.

Prime Rib, not so much.

Marijuana is to Crack as Bacon is to . . .

. . . a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese.

California Virginity Lawsuit

"The . . . designation indicates that [extraction was] without the use of heat or chemicals; is pure; satisfies a taste test; and falls within chemical parameters established . . . ."

Accept no mislabeled substitutes.

We Just REPORT the News

The Denver Post headlines its story on delays in receiving food stamps as follows: "Long Delays in Colorado Food Aid May Spur Another Lawsuit"

The story is accompanied by this photograph:

Did we mention that we only REPORT the news?

Let's Think This Thing Through

From the August, 1971 issue of Popular Science magazine comes this advertisement for inflatable shorts:




We confess we are somewhat confused -- and more than a bit troubled -- by the promise of this garment to "slenderize where you need it most." Upon reflection, we are confident that we have no desire to have "slenderized" anything in our shorts.

But maybe that's just us.

Hat tip to Modern Mechanix: Yesterday's Tomorrow Today.

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