"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."

                --Archilochus

Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."




I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem



Saturday, August 07, 2010

California Virginity Lawsuit

"The . . . designation indicates that [extraction was] without the use of heat or chemicals; is pure; satisfies a taste test; and falls within chemical parameters established . . . ."

Accept no mislabeled substitutes.

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Friday, August 06, 2010

Revolutionary Fitness Program

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Thursday, July 01, 2010

What's Wrong With Bridgton, Maine?

Only one thing, really: I'm not still there.  Click to embiggen.


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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Obesity in America

Filippa Hamilton is too fat for Ralph Lauren.


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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

A Meal to Die For



h/t to Uncle Michael

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