Basic Instinct, Blade Runner

Noomi Rapace; Charlize Theron; Ridley Scott

More Nanny-State Warning Labels for Movies

From TLDG.

The Lone Biker Of The Apocalypse

Iron Man 2

We understand that Robert Downey, Jr. is also in the film, to be released May 7.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You

Rin, a bullied teenager, discovers her arm has mutated into a razor-sharp weapon on her 16th birthday. A shadow government organization immediately begins hunting her down, slaughtering her parents in the process, but Rin is saved in the nick of time by a super-powered being called Hiruko. Soon, mutants from all over Japan are gathered together and begin militant training to overthrow the government. Meanwhile, Rin is fitted with a special iron mask and begins her life as a “battle girl,” utilizing both her mutant powers and acrobatic abilities to fight against mutant-hunting special forces.

More HERE.

Emo Vamp v. Kick-Ass Slayer

What happens when Buffy meets Edward? The usual.

h/t to Insufficiently Emotional Girl

"I'm Winston Wolf. I solve problems."

A Bicycle Built for Two

As the intelligent, self-aware, homicidal HAL 9000 is killed, he regresses and, finally, pathetically sings a song. "My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song."

But it's even more creepy than you know.

Not to Worry

The Country's in the Very Best of Hands!

Moore Than You Bargained For

Watch the first 10 minutes HERE.

And the winner is . . .

"You afraid to die?"
"I ain't afraid."
"Good, 'cause you go first."

A classic Western, with the Widow Zellweger. Sigh . . .

November, 2008

Terminator Salvation Teaser

Bastille Day, 2008

Burn After Reading

Not As Easy As It Used To Be

Harrison Ford is 65, way older than your humble and obedient servant. Heck, we weren't even born in the same half of last century. If he can still do this stuff, what hidden strengths might your proprietor harbor?

She's Got Bette Davis Eyes: April 5, 1908

Oscar Night! II

Mary Pickford, Lillian Gish, Gloria Swanson, Marlene Dietrich, Norma Shearer, Ruth Chatterton, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Carole Lombard, Bette Davis, Greta Garbo, Barbara Stanwyck, Vivien Leigh, Greer Garson, Hedy Lamarr, Rita Hayworth, Gene Tierney, Olivia de Havilland, Ingrid Bergman, Joan Crawford, Ginger Rogers, Loretta Young, Deborah Kerr, Judy Garland, Anne Baxter, Lauren Bacall, Susan Hayward, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, Lana Turner, Elizabeth Taylor, Kim Novak, Audrey Hepburn, Dorothy Dandridge, Shirley MacLaine, Natalie Wood, Rita Moreno, Janet Leigh, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Ann Margret, Julie Andrews, Raquel Welch, Tuesday Weld, Jane Fonda, Julie Christie, Faye Dunaway, Catherine Deneuve, Jacqueline Bisset, Candice Bergen, Isabella Rossellini, Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon, Jessica Lange, Michelle Pfeiffer, Sigourney Weaver, Kathleen Turner, Holly Hunter, Jodie Foster, Angela Bassett, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone, Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, Salma Hayek, Sandra Bullock, Julianne Moore, Diane Lane, Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry.

Keep track of where you smile (Vivien Leigh, Lauren Bacall, Julie Christie, Holly Hunter & Charlize Theron).

"I Recommend Pleasant . . ."

Jimmy Stewart in "Harvey". [Because receipt of even a single email asking who that is, or what movie it's from, would simply be more than I could stand.]